- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.