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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

i have yougurt mit traktor

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is older than history?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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