A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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