Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Anti Joke

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