- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Michael Brown

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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