- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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