- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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