What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Justin Beiber

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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