Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I was watching Fox news.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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