- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

whats green and lives in the water

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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