- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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