- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A praying mantis is very graceful

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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