- Anti Joke

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.