- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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