When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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