- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A penis walks into a bar..

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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being sober in a bar fight

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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