your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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