- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

I will create more jobs for americans

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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