- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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