- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What are annoying? Ads.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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