A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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How would you rule?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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