Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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