- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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