Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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