- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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