- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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