- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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