How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Niall Horan

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Anti Joke

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