- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

knock knock whos there? nobody

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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