- Anti Joke

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Faithful men.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.