- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's 2+2? Fish

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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