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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what is 3+3= 8

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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