How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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