- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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