- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's 2+2? Fish

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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