- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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