- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Please ignore this statement.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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