Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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