it was all Tagart

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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