Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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David Cameron

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how much fish could a chicken

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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