what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

thumb_up thumb_down -2

im not black, im Joseph Kony

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down -2

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops