- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Jordan is pregant

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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