- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

black people

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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