What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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