your so fat. your fat!

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

PENIS

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

New mission: refuse this mission

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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