- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

You're a big fat monkey.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Pickles

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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