- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your Mom The End.

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