- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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