Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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