Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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will you like this joke my sources say no

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

PENIS lol

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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