- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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