A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Justin with a hat.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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