- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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