"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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nolan is gay

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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