why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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well use a tissue!

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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