What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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