Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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