- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A penis walks into a bar..

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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