- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Knock knock Go away

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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