Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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