- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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