- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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