"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Women's Rights..

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

John Cena

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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