- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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