One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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