- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

knock knock? come in

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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