- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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