where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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