As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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