Urban ghettos

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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what's black and can't swim?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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