You know what's funny? Rape

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A gay man watches football.

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think twice or at least think

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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