- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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