- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A sober Irish individual.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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