9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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