- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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