A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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