What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your gay

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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