Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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