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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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