a black man pays his child support

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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My jeans

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Turkey Balls

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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