- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Everybody will die

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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