"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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