- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Chlamydia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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