Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

lets bomb africa

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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