Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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