A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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