- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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