Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

This isn't funny.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Horse.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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