what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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knock knock? come in

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www.hurr-durr.com

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