Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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