- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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