Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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I'm so punny.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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