- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How old are you? 7

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.