What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Chicken

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

the redsox

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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