"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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