- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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