It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Urban ghettos

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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