- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man goes to the potty.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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