- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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