A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Asian women drivers...

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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