America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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