- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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