- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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