How about that airline food?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

America

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Anti Joke

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