Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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