Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Your adopted.....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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