- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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every cloud has a silver lining

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Turkeys are obese

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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