Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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lewis=cardiac

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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