- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Asian women drivers...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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