- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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